Cat beats up two Alligators

CAPTION A: “World’s Bravest Cat Defends World’s Dumbest Humans from Alligator Attack.”

CAPTION B: “Cat Selfishly Deprives Alligators of Meal, Humans of Darwin Award Victory.”

So… who comes off WORST here? The two Alligators backing down from a fight with Garfield, Captain FlipFlops, the dumbshits letting their kid run over to the giant wild carnivores, or the guy filmming this spectacle?

7 thoughts on “Cat beats up two Alligators

  1. 9Jack9 says:
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    Alligators aren't actually much of a threat outside of water and will rarely attack from land, you wouldn't want to antagonize one (say go poke it with a stick) but everyone there is pretty safe. Awesome cat though

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  2. Nick says:
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    Yes, if I was that cat, I would have just scampered off and let natural selection run its course.

    Then again, the alligators were kind of wimpy, and look on the bright side: Those morons are going to have another shot down the road.

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