Is this brilliant? Yes, this is brilliant.

Pretty damn horrible.

“Intermission” looks at how we got here.

Courtesy excite (note: site is in Japanese), here’s your first publicity-still from the live-action version of “Kiki’s Delivery Service;” which evidently is a thing that is happening.

The key to the original “Machete” – for me, at least – was that it was the first instance in a long while of a Robert Rodriguez movie actually being about something beyond the surface-level faux-grindhouse jokefest. I have no idea what Rodriguez politics are and thus no idea how strongly he “really” feels about the U.S. immigration debate; but whether authentic or just part of the winking 70s-exploitation pastiche it was the ferocity with which “Machete” engaged the subject that made it stand out: The wildly-applauding, predominantly Latino audiences at my screening(s) certainly didn’t think it was a joke.

So I wonder if “Machete Kills,” which Rodriguez may or may not have put together partially by having the castmembers of “Sin City 2” put on different costumes for pickups during their greenscreen shoots, is going to keep that going or let Part 1 be “the political one” and just focus on the spectacle of improbable action-lead Danny Trejo hacking up a succession of stunt-cast cameos and Latin-cinema mainstays.

The first full trailer for the film (it’s a Yahoo, sorry) doesn’t let much out in the way of story beyond what we already know: Machete is called in for a mission by the U.S. President (Charlie Sheen, here using his real name “Carlos Estevez” for the first time in a film) involving a supervillain played by Mel Gibson; whose scheme may or may not involve a “Moonraker”-style outer space component. Rodriguez has “joked” in the past that the third film “Machete Kills Again” will be a Space Opera, possibly incorporating leftovers from his scuttled John Carter project.

http://movies.yahoo.com/video/machete-kills-trailer-1-154241764.html?format=embed&player_autoplay=false

The Boston Online Film Critics Association, of which I am a member, now has their very own YouTube Channel. Bookmark it now, because fun stuff will be incoming.

Here’s all you need to know about Disney’s “Cars” spinoff, “Planes.” Pixar – which had no problem signing it’s name to both of the wholly-disposable “Cars” movies, is letting Disney take sole credit for this one.Dane Cook stars as a cropduster who dreams of competing in an airplane race against an elite gathering of broad ethnic stereotypes.

Huh. Well, this will be interesting.

“Too much!”

And we now have our customary first big Awards Season Frontrunner (for awhile anyway) as the voting concludes at the Cannes Film Festival. The jury – this year headed by none other than Steven Spielberg – awarded the Palm d’Or (top prize) to “Blue Is The Warmest Color” (aka “La vie de Adele Parts 1 &2”); a French romantic drama that was already one of the most buzzed-about and controversial entries in this year’s festival.

Based on a French graphic novel (apparently unavailable in the U.S.), the story follows a young woman’s (Adele Exarchopoulos) awakening to an intense attraction to another woman in her teens and into early adulthood over the course of a lengthy relationship with said woman (Lea Seydoux,) whose blue-dyed hair is the source of the title. The film runs an impressive 3 hours, the majority of which is simply conversational scenes between the two women and a small supporting cast.

However, the element that had the festival talking early were sex scenes described as “frank” – which is arthouse-movie speak for “actual fucking” – one of which allegedly goes for a full ten unbroken minutes (Cannes audiences are being reported to have applauded the – literal – climax of said scene as though a monument had just exploded in a Roland Emmerich movie.) There are already questions as to whether or not the film will require major editing to be viewable in certain countries, and a skeptical backlash painting the film as being over-praised by lesbian-fetishizing male critics and jurors (the director is a man, Tunisian-born Abdellatif Kechiche.) Meanwhile, it’s victory will almost certainly become a talking point in it’s native France; which just legalized gay marriage in the face of major opposition from conservative and religious organizations: The nutcase who shot himself in Notre Dame Cathedral last week did so in protest of legalization.

In any case, the film is now slated for an October release in France followed by a year-end rollout in the United States in anticipation of Oscar nominations.

Below, the trailer for this year’s movie the “endurance cinephile” in your life (the guy who prides himself on having “made it through” notoriously heavy/violent/controversial works) will be going on about this year: “The Act of Killing.” The good news? It indeed looks/sounds kind of amazing.