The Transforming of Michael Bay

The assumption everyone had been working from re: Michael Bay and the “Transformers” movies was that he had MEANT it when he said he had no real interest in making movies based on an old toy property, and that he was only grudgingly taking the job(s) to build up the “fuck you money” that would let him get the projects he REALLY wanted to make off the ground. Even his surprise re-uppinng for “Transformers 4” had been understood as a condition to secure financing for the long-gestating “Pain & Gain.”


But 3 sequels is a looooong time in Hollywood; and now itseems it might be worth asking: Has Michael Bay actually developed a “taste” for junk-culture nostalgia wanks? One can be forgiven for hoping he HASN’T, given how singularly ill-suited his sensibilities are for it, but the evidence is mounting. Remember that brief feeling of relief when it was confirmed that Bay would only be PRODUCING the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” reboot, since that implied he wouldn’t be all that involved? Well, it seems he’s a more hands-on producer than people assumed: Apparently he’s had a hand in the new film’s reworked storyline… and fans aren’t likely to be pleased with his new vision:

The Turtles are now Aliens. Yup. That’ll go over real well…

Burton. Depp. "Dark Shadows."

So… Tim Burton’s take on “Dark Shadows” boils down to “It’s Beetlejuice, but he’s the good guy?” Y’know what? I’m on board. I’m digging the whole “my pet vampire-grandpa” thing. This could work…

Clever

This is probably old by now; but I get so few opportunities to actually see “regular” TV in the daytime it’s new to me. So… yeah, kinda surprising to see a straight-up porno-spoof hawking domestic cleaning product:

MovieBob On Your Radio

Head’s up, gang! I am on the radio tonight/tomorrow (March 12th) at 1:15am EST on Dr. Chris Radio of Horror, which you can listen to starting at Midnight EST on WCUW 91.3 FM. Those of you not in the Worcester/Boston area can listen to a stream of the show live at WCUW’s site HERE.

Feel free listen for your’s truly, but before hand the guest will be the great Trace Beaulieu of MST3K, aka Dr. Clayton Forrester and the original Crow T. Robot so it’s probably gonna be a good show all around.