Yes, a video essay about the original TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES being better than the new, terrible one. Because I’m sure nobody else on The Internet will think to do that…

Yeah. I’m going to get offline for awhile now.

The first two CAPTAIN AMERICA movies ever weren’t very good

MARVEL releases SDCC recap video

DEAD ISLAND movie still happening, for some reason

Marvel is doing… something with SQUIRREL GIRL

DIGIMON’s season one heroes return to 2015 series

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY is a huge hit (duh)

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS sequel goes live-action/3D

GHOSTBUSTERS rebooted with all-female team?

STUDIO GHIBLI is closing or maybe not

The meaning of SHARKNADO

Sony wants you to think they’re making a female SPIDER-MAN spin-off

Also EXODUS.

OOPS!

Tweeted by the official Paramount Australia Twitter account (UPDATE: Tweet deleted, here’s a screengrab)

Too bad, too – artwork wise it’s among the better advertising this has had.

Oh, and regarding the (otherwise reasonable) point that this is an Australian poster not meant for U.S. audiences more likely to be sensitive about this particular juxtaposition: Ten Australian citizens died in the 9/11 attacks.

Long week/weekend, so you probably missed SOME news. Catch up with it now by clicking through these lovely links!

THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF FIVE ARMIES trailer brings things full circle

Flashback: HARVEY BIRDMAN is Adult Swim’s overlooked classic

MOCKINGJAY – PART I has a trailer

The Asylum assembles MERCENARIES, all-female takeoff on THE EXPENDABLES

MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES animated series coming to Adult Swim

First trailer for MAD MAX: FURY ROAD

Woman injured, handicapped family’s car attacked during SDCC Zombie Walk

AGE OF ULTRON footage debuts at SDCC

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY sequel already announced for 2017

ANT-MAN characters and story revealed by Marvel

5 minutes of THE SIMPSONS vs FAMILY GUY crossover

WONDER WOMAN revealed

BOX-OFFICE: The Rock gets beat up by LUCY

Uncut Japanese POWER RANGERS to make U.S. debut

All three CAPTAIN AMERICA directors will work on AGENT CARTER

GAME OF THRONES Season 5 has a new cast

I interviewed the makers of hipster-Creationism dud I ORIGINS

Racial satire DEAR WHITE PEOPLE has a full trailer

Do you remember the 70s DOCTOR STRANGE movie?

MARVEL will have an unnamed third movie in 2018

Adult Swim’s BLACK JESUS Draws Protests

WALKING DEAD gets a Season 5 Trailer

STAR WARS REBELS first trailer reveals new cast

Heh. Long SDCC-monitoring weekend, should’ve posted this on Friday.

ALSO: I interviewed the I ORIGINS guys. It went… interestingly.