A Public Service from MovieBob…

ATTENTION ALL TEENAGED MALES:
You may be unaware that the following items are either not NEARLY as funny as you think they are and/or are not funny AT ALL.

Please review this list carefully so that you may adjust your public social behavior accordingly, so as to be less of an irritant to those around you AND reduce your risk of incurring a violent (if not entirely undeserved) strike upside the head in the near future.

Thank you.

THE NOT-ACTUALLY-FUNNY LIST:

Your impression of Napolean Dynamite.

“Newlyweds.”

Referring to a certain recent historical epic as “Alexander the Gay.”

Paris Hilton’s catchphrase, “that’s hot.”

The non-word “Ginormous.”

Your impression of Dave Chapelle’s impression of Rick James.

The “Chicken Fries” commercials.

“The Dukes of Hazzard.”

“Half Baked.”

Videotaped outtakes of skateboarders wiping out.

Jimmy Fallon.

“Trapped in the Closet 1-5.”

Michael Jackson.

“Being Bobby Brown.”

Your impression of various repeated phrases from “GTA: San Andreas.”

That’s all for now, more to follow…

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