Michael Bay, Tim Story, Brett Ratner, et al., please pay close attention to the following:
Pictured below, to the left: Marvel Comics superhero “Iron Man” as he is generally remembered during his more popular eras of publication. To the immediate right: “Iron Man,” as he currently appears in the ‘main’ Marvel Universe, including the traditional (and, please note, still immediately-recognizable) armor re-worked to greater detail and “realism” by artist Adi Granov.
Picture below: “Iron Man,” as he will appear in the upcoming live-action feature film of the same name starring Academy Award Nominee Robert Downey Jr., Academy Award Nominee Terrence Howard and Academy Award Winner Gwyneth Paltrow.
This concludes “How To Not Suck.” Please stay tuned for our next, slightly more-difficult lessons; including “How Not To Fall Down The Stairs,” “Remedial Breathing” and “Remembering Not To Cast Jessica Alba In Roles Requiring Speaking And/Or Recognizable Human Emotion.”