5 thoughts on “"Escape To The Movies" – Drag Me To Hell

  1. FistfulOAwesome says:
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    I feel bad letting an ending (no matter how bad) ruin what is otherwise a great
    film (if a bit overrated partly because it isn't Saw or Hostel) but I can't get
    over it.

    SPOILERS TO FOLLOW!!!

    I think the main problem with the ending (and the movie sort-of) is that the
    Gypsy is the villain. That's it.

    The Gypsy is antagonistic throughout the film
    so it never ends up being about Christine's fate but about waiting to see
    Christine beat her. And it's a good movie like that too. But Raimi stuck the
    wrong ending in. We wanted to see Christine beat the Gypsy yet she ends up
    losing for no real reason.

    Honestly, is there a single person who will go see
    this movie who isn't an idiot who won't immediately say “Wrong
    Envelope”. Raimi couldn't have made it more obvious and cliche. I don't know
    why he left it like that since the rest of the film made such great fun of
    cliches yet he left this one in.

    Raimi would have been able to keep the current
    ending if he had let the Gypsy die when she… um, died. That way the entire
    film could have been about the curse and not the woman who inflicted it. Take
    out the envelope scene so it isn't obvious what will happen (now you have to
    remember all the way back to the beginning to get any rumblings of a switch) and
    you have good plot progression.

    Otherwise (and what I hope they do for a DVD
    release), let Christine win. As you have said Christine is too nice to deserve
    such a horrible fate. There is nothing wrong with ending a horror film happy if
    that is the best ending. The greatest horror film of all time, The Exorcist,
    ends happy, not too make the audience feel better but because it was the natural
    ending to the events.

    FAN FICTION TIME!!! This is how I think the ending should
    have gone: Christine succeeds in passing on the curse to the Gypsy. As she is
    climbing out of the grave she notices fiery lighting and dark shadows. She then
    feels a tug on her leg. She looks back in horror as she sees the Gypsy being
    dragged to hell and bent on taking Christine with her. Christine grabs on to the
    only thing she can, the Cross. Christine struggles to stay above ground as the
    Gypsy keeps her hold. Slowly Christine loses her hold on the cross. Just as
    Christine is about to lose her grip on the Cross falls and bonks the Gypsy on
    her head. The Gypsy is burned and picked apart as she is dragged to Hell.

    Tell
    me that wouldn't have had the entire audience cheering!

    Otherwise, the movie is
    pretty good. It is scary one second then funny the next. It does capture the
    feeling of Raimi's earlier films (basically Evil Dead) while maintaining it's
    own feel. But I can't get over the horrible ending.

    My brother said it best:
    Drag Me To Hell is like if your girlfriend came over and told you she wanted to
    blow you in the dark. So she gets at it and it's great! You can't believe how
    long you and she are lasting and how great it feels. Then, just as you are about
    to blow a huge load, the lights come on to show your girlfriend near the switch
    and her gay friend sucking on you. Yeah, you still got a great blowjob but the
    ending is the part your going to remember and it will sour the entire
    experience. Sorry, Raimi.

    P.S. I found out that originally Ellen Page was
    supposed to play Christine. If it had stayed that way I wouldn't have had any
    problems with the ending.

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  2. Jabrwock says:
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    If you'd watched other Raimi horror films, that ending is very much his style. “Yay we won… right? Wait, what was that… NOOOOOOOOOO!”

    The Exorcist didn't have a happy ending, only a more “phew” ending. They defeated the evil… for now… because you know merely killing the host would never stop a demon for long. Hence the Exorcist II.

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  3. Chris says:
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    The way I look at it, she kind of deserved it in the end.

    You spend the whole movie feeling bad for her, but at the same time you forget her entire reasoning for denying the claim in the first place: The greed for her promotion.

    As the movie goes along, you meet her boyfriends rich parents, who are scum, but she feels the need to try to get the big promotion to cater to them so they will accept her.

    You feel bad the whole time, but in the end she stops blaming her boss, stops blaming her competition, and admits that she could have given the lady the loan the whole time. Immediately after that the reveal of the button comes.

    So, in a strange way, the girl we are made to feel bad for the whole time kind of deserved it.

    Just a thought…

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  4. FistfulOAwesome says:
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    The thing you forget to mention is that the Gypsy failed on the loan twice before. Business-wise it was the right decision (Gypsy would have failed to pay up again). Personally it was the right decision (get a promotion. Everybody has to look out for #1). And any sympathy to be had for the Gypsy afterwards was ruined when she snuck into Christine's car and TRIED TO MURDER HER (not forgetting to mention that whole “cursing someone to eternal torment in Hell” thing)!

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