Hat tip: Hollywood Elsewhere
Conan the Comedian offers the most concise appraisal of “Green Lantern” yet:
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/cvp/teamcoco_drupal_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=12967
In case you’re wondering, yes – Ryan Reynolds really does have that exact “actor-not-recieving-any-direction-while-standing-on-a-greenscreen-set” bewildered stare in EVERY damn FX shot in this movie.
MOVIEBOB CENTRAL 
Fricking awesome!!
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Well I certainly wasn't expecting that. Fair play Coco, fair play.
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Hey MovieBob. I want to know why you think Ryan Reynolds was such a miscast for this movie? Personally, from what it sounds like, it seems his biggest failings come from not being properly directed. I feel like he can do the heavy stuff of a dramatic actor. You made it sound like he did very well carrying Buried and he was also carrying a pretty heavy roll as a Richard Messner in Smokin Aces. Even his lighter role as a father in Definitely Maybe felt pretty genuine. Maybe I'm just a big fan on the guy, but I'd like to hear you elaborate more on him and his performance in the movie.
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Hey Bob,
did you know that there's a documentary movie about Conan's tour from last year coming?
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Team Coco!
Leno can choke on a dick.
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My favourite part is when it never loads up because it's a piece of shit video player.
(See also: IGN)
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@Phantos
I think its more to do with your shitty internet…
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So…he failed to jump the shark? (Bu-tum tish*).
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I agree with MajorRed53, except I kinda get what you mean (I don't think he looks “Hal Jordan-y” and they didn't even touch his hair in make-up) but I would be interested in one of those piece-by-piece pick-aparts like you did with The Hangover: Part II in Intermission.
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The Studio trimming a whole lot of stuff probably didn't help much either
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/?a=40055
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@Munchie:
Yes, my shitty internet that has absolutely no trouble going to any website anywhere, or utilizing any online function whatsoever with this one exception.
But no, I'm sure it's my fault somehow that that player stinks.
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@Phantos
Never said it was your fault. It could be your provider, computer or browser. Maybe something to do with plugins you have conflicting with the player, I don't know.
What I do know is that a have very bad versions of all of those things and it works 100% fine. Also it seems no one else has had trouble with it, either here or the website it came from.
Oh wait it is sounding like your fault.
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It appears there is something worse than “jumping the shark.”
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Actually it seems I'm having trouble loading the video as well. We just my have the same problem. If you figure it out let me know.
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