Es muy bueno.

“Intermission” sez Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

So… Tim Burton’s take on “Dark Shadows” boils down to “It’s Beetlejuice, but he’s the good guy?” Y’know what? I’m on board. I’m digging the whole “my pet vampire-grandpa” thing. This could work…

Japanese trailer has, unexpectedly, LOTS of new footage; though no huge reveals that I can see:

American Bob sez States’ Rights is stupid:

I’m aware that the onscreen-text for the source of the tax-disparity graphic is a lil’ blurry; so to read it just go HERE.

Y’know what I like about this? I like that the aliens seem to be just green lizard-guys wearing big stompy metal space-suits. That’s old-school. I approve.

Plus a special message…

This is probably old by now; but I get so few opportunities to actually see “regular” TV in the daytime it’s new to me. So… yeah, kinda surprising to see a straight-up porno-spoof hawking domestic cleaning product:

Head’s up, gang! I am on the radio tonight/tomorrow (March 12th) at 1:15am EST on Dr. Chris Radio of Horror, which you can listen to starting at Midnight EST on WCUW 91.3 FM. Those of you not in the Worcester/Boston area can listen to a stream of the show live at WCUW’s site HERE.

Feel free listen for your’s truly, but before hand the guest will be the great Trace Beaulieu of MST3K, aka Dr. Clayton Forrester and the original Crow T. Robot so it’s probably gonna be a good show all around.

This really needed to be better.

Also, “The Lorax.”

DISCLAIMER: I have a feeling this video is probably also cropping up as a “toldja The EU was The Antichrist!” on freakjob right-wing conspiracy-nut sites. Obviously, that’s not where I hang my hat; I just thought it was kinda funny/horrifying.

Courtesy Gail Simone’s Twitter and the blog “Country Boy Life” I find this incredibly bizzare advertisement (which has apparently now been pulled from circulation) which was supposed to be part of a campaign promote enlarging/strengthening The European Union or “EU.” It’s a “Kill Bill” riff, in which a (white) woman in yellow/black jumpsuit is attacked in a warehouse by three enemies, whom she defeats by dividing herself into a crowd of clones, surrounding the attackers and ultimately causing them to stand-down and vanish.

The enemies? An Asian kung-fu fighter intro’d with a gong sound, a turban-wearing Middle Easterner with a scimitar (and levitation powers!) and a dreadlock’d black man doing Capoiera. The obvious symbolism is, I’m sure, a complete accident.

Uh… yeah. Wow. So… nice to know The U.S. doesn’t have a monopoly on insane race-baiting political ads, I guess. Yikes.