You’ve heard the news, you already know the tune, might as well sing along…
No more movies with Spider-Bro!
Give my best to Brandon Routh!
Goodbye, worst version of Spider-Man!
Failed so hard might have been cursed.
His or her
So sad, The Forgettable Spider-Man!
Scripts so bad were a sin
Even wrecked Uncle Ben!
Stupid magical blood
What the hell was with that!?
Smirking sk8-punk Spider-Douche
Marvel’s gain but our reward
Hooray, Spidey’s been rescued from hacks!
Next get Fantastic Four back!
New day for Spider-Man!!!