NOTE: Text versions posted to Geek.com are now Q&A-style breakdowns instead of direct transcripts – so it’s absolutely worth your while to click on both versions.

ROUGH NIGHT: “…about as far removed from Paul Feig’s leisurely improvisational ‘feelgoodism’ as you can get.” (full review)

CARS 3: “Basically, we’re revisiting Pixar’s second favorite subject after Things-That-Don’t-Typically-Speak-Speaking-With-Surprising-Philosophical-Depth: Male obsolescence anxiety.” (full review)