Just because it’s Christmas Day doesn’t mean you don’t get a new episode!

As ever, there are two kinds of people in the world: Thinkers and believers.

I just watched the head of The National Rifle Association – one of the most powerful and influential corporate lobbying groups (though they play at being a citizen’s rights outfit for gun owners, of course) in the United States – hold a press conference to say, effectively: Guns don’t kill people, video-games and Hollywood kill people.

The depressing amusement of the head of The NRA calling anything else a “shadow industry” aside, I’m actually grateful for this kind of public insanity. One thing Mr. LaPierre and I have in common is that we’re both fans of clarity – he likes to talk about “good guys with guns” vs “bad guys with guns;” and I like seeing him (a bad guy with guns) come out so strongly in favor of game/movie/etc censorship, because it helps unmuddy the waters: Weak-willed so-called “progressives” who might otherwise have been willing to give ground on “violent” media (instead of keeping the debate laser-focused on the gun lobby, where it belongs) will hopefully be less so when they see it means agreeing with the distraction-tactics of LaPierre and his ilk.

So, this is to be a (political) fight, then. Games, films, entertainers, artists and the people who value them… versus The Right-Wing Gun Lobby. Good. Let’s have it, then.

Yeah, it’s that good.

Intermission: “The 50 Most Boring Opinions in Geek Culture – Part I”

Sometimes all you need is a killer premise: In “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone,” Steve Carrell is an oldschool Las Vegas stage magician whose status is threatened by Jim Carrey as a David Blaine-esque usurper. Yeah, that could work:

If they both ran into Morgan Freeman at one point and he seemed to know both of them, I’d laugh.

Today, as ever, Quentin Tarantino is – within his medium and within his ability – a hero.

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As reflexively incensed as I generally get about the “violent media” crusading (particularly when it’s raised as a deliberate diversion from the real of what to do about gun violence, as is becoming the case on some ends here) I’m not terribly “worried” about the prospect of anything “bad” happening legislatively in the wake of this. The way “and also video games, and Hollywood” keeps getting dropped in during speeches about gun regulation by both Obama, congressional Democrats and left-of-center pundits reads to me as rhetorical “cover;” i.e. “we’re going after the REAL problems and the REAL problem-makers, but hears an empty finger-wag at the movie/video-game boogeyman so The NRA can’t say we’re singling them out.” I’m fine with that, politics is a game of double-talk and misdirection especially when in service of the good.

Team Obama is not stupid: They know that their (read: Democrats) overwhelming support among the Youth Vote would be horribly jeopardized if they threw-in full-force behind censorship the way they did (mistakenly and to disasterous political effect) in the 1990s. They know that the full-throated support of the “immoral” entertainment industry makes up their deficit in financial support from GOP-favoring corporate America. Most importantly of all, no matter how many white-haired Boomer liberals or “Blue Dog” Democrats in the senate actually do believe in a nonexistant causal-relationship between violent media and real-life violence; The President (read: their boss) belongs to a younger generation (and is highly in-tune with the psyche of an even younger one) that knows better.

The real danger to the arts is, as ever, the craven cowardice of the people running them. It’s unlikely we’ll see anything legislatively come of things like Sen. Rockefeller’s useless proposal, but that Hollywood studios and game publishers might scuttle the release or promotion of this or that otherwise worthy work as a “sacrifice” to public anger? Very possible, and already somewhat in effect. That sort of gesture is not only empty and unhelpful – all it does is distract attention from where it ought be otherwise focused.

For those of you just joining us: It’s become a fairly open secret that Michael Bay re-upped with the “Transformers” franchise for at least one more go-around despite openly despising it in order to get Paramount to throw it’s weight behind a low-budget ($22 million – that’s pennies in Bay and the studios’ world) passion project called “Pain & Gain;” a fact-based, likely R-rated action/comedy with Mark Whalberg, Anthony Mackie and The Rock as a trio of dipshit roid-raging Miami bodybuilders who get in over their heads trying to double-cross a drug kingpin.

Now there’s a trailer, and if you’ve been missing this Michael Bay (love it or loathe it, this specific genre/setting/tone is what he’s better at than any other living filmmaker) as much as I have you’ll want to have a look:

Chris and Kyle honored me by having me as the guest for the final installment of the Media Sandwich podcast. Good times:

About that “Hobbit” 48FPS thing…

Head’s up! “The Game OverThinker” will have it’s first independent panel at this year’s MAGFest on January 5th at 10:00am. This is my first one of these, so it’s going to be straight Q&A format. I’ll be out and about at the con itself otherwise from about Friday to Sunday afternoon, in addition. Look forward to seeing any fans there!

Egh. So much for otherwise sitting this one out…

“Conservative” astroturfing outfit Breitbart.com doesn’t like Jaime Foxx, and definitely don’t like that he’s the star of Quentin Tarantino’s about-to-be-huge slavery-revenge epic “Django Unchained” – a movie they’ve been trying to “take down” ever since it was announced (for obvious reasons.) They’re current tactic? Exploiting the tragedy and Sandy Hooks to attack the film and it’s producers over movie violence.

Typically, this sort of thing would be ignorable – craven opportunists doing what they do. Unfortunately, for a variety of the “violent games and movies are part of the problem” refrain seems to resonate lots of otherwise-intelligent, progressive people as well… which is, of course, music to the ears of the gun lobby – who would much prefer the easy targets of the entertainment industry take the fall instead of them.

These are the times when intellectual clarity is needed, but also intellectual fortitude. Rational, thinking people can agree, disagree or compromise over what to do about guns; but no person can be called rational or thinking who buys into the absurd falsehood of “violent” media as a direct contributor to real-life violence – no matter how simple and comforting the myth may be.

We know what the real problems are. We know what the real problems are not. From there, we can arrive at what’s to be done. Everything else is white noise.