REVIEW: "J. Edgar"

Seems like everyone else is running their impressions of Eastwood’s movie early; so I’ll jump in. I may or may not have more in-depth to say in a colyumn at some point, but for now here goes…

SPOILER WARNING

“J. Edgar” is pretty much what one expects both from Eastwood as a director (great performances, terse no-bullshit direction, comprehensive “and then this happened…” plotting and a detached-to-the-point-of-“funerial” tone) and from a present-day biopic about J. Edgar Hoover (grim, scheming and bitter.) It doesn’t have much “new” to say about the man or the era he lived, and the main selling-point will be DiCaprio’s Oscar-worthy lead performance, but there’s nothing “wrong” with it and it’s a solid, thoroughly-engaging – if not precisely “entertaining” – work.

If it has an “issue” it’s that it’d be difficult to make a “fair” biopic about Hoover that wasn’t just a little bit unpleasant to sit through, since Hoover himself was – by even admiring accounts – a fairly unpleasant fellow to be around. The film doesn’t deviate very far from the generally-accepted view of the late FBI-founder: Repressed, paranoid, obsessive, arrogant and opportunistic; and to it’s credit it presents the sketchier aspects of his methodology – secret files, wiretaps, legal-circumvention, outright fraud and deception – as both innovative and effective (i.e. against the anarchist-bombings of the 20s and gangsters in the 30s) and as petty and fiendish (i.e. his fixation on MLK and The Kennedy Brothers.) Incidentally, somebody needs to tell Kevin Costner that “Burn Notice’s” Jeffrey Donovan, as Bobby Kennedy, has stolen his title as owner of the worst New England accent ever committed to film.

It also doesn’t reach too far outside the box for an “explanation” of the man – Dustin Lance Black’s screenplay is couched comfortably in the widely-rumored thesis that Hoover was a profoundly-closeted homosexual, and that his innability to accept this (along with his myriad other “issues”) stemmed from his relationship with his cold, controlling mother. The central relationship is between Hoover and his longtime companion Clyde Tolson (Armie Hammer) who is depicted as having a more self-aware grasp of the nature of their friendship than Hoover himself does.

Interestingly (and possibly without direct intent, since Eastwood has never been one for showy symbolism) it’s the small scenes of Hoover breaking his own stone-cold facade in regards to said relationship (and/or his sexuality, such as it is) that the film itself briefly breaks free of the Eastwoodian straightforwardness and attains a kind of melodramatic earnestness; and it stands in such direct contrast to the rest of the film the effect is almost like minimalist-“camp” (critics at my screening compared it to “Mommie Dearest.”)

The big showpiece scene, Hoover and Tolson having an unconsumate “lover’s quarrel,” is almost quaint (approaching caricature) in it’s Eisenhower-era rendering of gay men – DiCaprio and Hammer dolled up in slicked-hair and monogrammed bathrobes (!) having a catty back-and-forth about their friends’ taste in shoes (!) and escalating to a screaming brawl when one of them mentions a girlfriend (yes, brandy-glasses-hurled-at-the-walls; yes, big cowboy-style haymakers) complete with bloodied kiss and awkward backpedaling. In another, Hoover grieves his dead mother by donning her robe and pearls (you knew it was coming) and talking to himself “as mother” in the mirror, Norman Bates style, before crumpling up into a sobbig fetal position.

If there is ONE thing that doesn’t work at all, it’s some of the makeup. The film leaps back and forth through Hoover’s life and career without the aid of subtitled dates; relying on multiple stages of old-age makeup to clue us in to where/when we are… and it only looks good some of the time. Naomi Watts (as Hoover’s secretary Mrs. Gandy) has the most subtle work of it, though she seems to be aging about 1/2 slower than everyone else. DiCaprio actually fares best, which is appropriate, though given how differently the public tends to percieve him as an actor (re: an “eternally boyish” guy who’s actually approaching middle-age and DOES look it sans makeup) it’s possible that he NEVER appears fully “himself” over the course of it – his final “elderly” appearance makes him look an awful lot like John Voigt. Sadly, Armie Hammer is just a little too young (a DECADE younger than DiCaprio) a little too tall and in far too good a shape to be plausibly transformed into an elderly man for the later scenes. His performance is fine, but the makeup-appliances make him look like a zombie as opposed to “old.”

Overall, it’s one of those movies that’s more “admirable” than “likable,” but probably more worth seeing than a lot of what’ll be out right now. Plus it’s going to be up for a boatload of awards so you might as well.

"21 Jump Street" Has a Red-Band Trailer

Forget the whole Johnny Depp angle. What *I* wonder is if people under 30 will believe me when I tell them that the TV show that “21 Jump Street” is based on – complete with the automatically-hysterical premise of young(ish)-looking adult police officers going undercover as High School students to bust teenaged drug dealers – was actually meant to be taken seriously…

America in 2011

via huffpo

Actual commercial for a Texas gun-store owner advertising his refusal to deny service to “socialists,” Obama voters, Muslims and “non-Christian Arabs.”

Oh, Texas… why you so Texas?

Lollipop Chainsaw

Many of you have already seen this, but just in case: here’s what happens when Suda51 (creator of “No More Heroes” and “Killer 7”) and James Gunn (writer/director of “Sliver” and “Super”) team up to make a video game that resembles an anime-infused parody of “Buffy”…

I think what makes this perfect is the rainbow/sprinkle stuff – like it’s rubbing the absurdity of the “hot chick monster slayer” fetish in the faces of it’s usual intended audience.

Your Useless Batman News of The Day

I don’t know if there’s a “scoop” more pointless in the world of movies than the “official synopsis” of a movie whose premise is already know to everyone; but studios keep doing them and we keep acting like it’s a big deal.

Comicbookmovie claims to have the “official synopsis” of “The Dark Knight Rises,” in any case. No surprises, reveals or anything like that; though it’s interesting that Batman and Bane are referred to as “Batman” and “Bane” while Catwoman is simply called “the enigmatic Selina Kyle.” As ever, I’d be surprised if we ever hear the word “Catwoman” spoken in the film other than as a side joke about how ‘silly’ it would be.