So. Here’s a trailer for a movie called “ZOMBEAVERS,” about killer undead(?) beavers:

Here’s one of my “stupid movies I wanted to make, then didn’t” columns from The Escapist. Yeah.

There’s a lesson in all of this, and it’s that whoever told me to think my decisions through and not just go with whatever instinct pops into my head at a given moment was completely fucking full of shit.